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The VelociPastor

The VelociPastor is a movie starring Alyssa Kempinski, Greg Cohan, and Claire Hsu. After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first...

Running Time
1 hours 15 minutes
480p, 720p, 1080p, 2K, 4K
Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure
Brendan Steere
Brendan Steere
Aurelio Voltaire, Claire Hsu, Alyssa Kempinski, Greg Cohan
China, USA
Audio Languages
Deutsch, English, Français, Italiano, Español, Svenska, Gaeilge, Nederlands
日本語, Čeština, Tiếng Việt, Português, 한국어, Australia, Filipino, हिन्दी

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

Comments about comedy «The VelociPastor» (21)

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I'm surprised that so many of you did not like this film. I'm surprised that so many of you have said that it's "just a video game" or that it doesn't have any plot. This is not a movie. It's a fun, action-packed, and fun film with all the ingredients you need to make a great movie. I enjoyed the first one, and I was looking forward to this one. I was also looking forward to the third one, and I was looking forward to seeing it. I was pleasantly surprised, and I enjoyed every moment of this film. It's a good film. It's a fun film. It's a great film. It's a fantastic film. It's an exciting, action-packed, and fun film. I can't wait to see it again!

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Richard Mendez

I thought this movie was good. It was more fun than "Josie and the Pussycats" and much more satisfying. I can't really say that it is a great movie, though. I liked the humor in this movie more than the original "Josie and the Pussycats" movie. If you liked the first movie you will probably like this one as well. If you liked the original movie you may also like this one. I think the kids and teens in this movie would enjoy this movie. It is not so scary that you have to cover your eyes or hide in the closet when you see it, but it is not just a kid movie like the original movie was. This movie is different from the original movie in that it was actually entertaining. I think that you will enjoy this movie. You will definitely love it. This movie will probably get good ratings and high ratings from the teens and adults in the audience.

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Roy Morales

I enjoyed this movie. I thought it was a good follow-up to the previous movie. The story is very interesting and the characters are very well developed. I loved the fact that the main character, Sean, was a scientist, not an actor. I thought the main plot was great. I think that the movie is a good movie to see if you like sci-fi or horror movies. The movie has a lot of action and suspense, and it keeps you on the edge of your seat. The movie was very good. I recommend it to everyone. If you haven't seen the movie, go and watch it now!

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Willie Pearson

I really enjoyed this movie. I've always enjoyed the old Dracula movies and I also have a fondness for the science fiction genre. I don't think I've ever seen a movie that is both dark and fun at the same time. This movie has both elements and it works. I also liked the fact that it was a dark movie with a light heart. It was not a movie for kids, but it is for adults and for the mature. This movie is an adult fantasy adventure with a lot of action. It is a good movie to watch with friends, especially if you like dark fantasy movies. It is not a movie for children, but it is for adults.

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Carolyn Bennett

I watched this movie the other day. I really enjoyed it. It is not as good as the first one, but still a good movie. The story is good and the acting is good. I think this movie is worth watching. It is not like the first one, but still a good movie. It has a lot of action and is a good movie. I give this movie a 9 out of 10.

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Brandon Contreras

After reading the other reviews I was expecting a movie that was completely different than what I expected, but it was actually very close to what I was expecting. I really enjoyed the movie. It was funny and the characters were very well developed. The plot was interesting and the effects were good. I liked the movie because it was different from what I expected. It wasn't really a horror movie, but more of a comedy. I recommend this movie to anyone who likes horror movies. I give it a 9/10.

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Scott H.

Very well done. Well made, and highly original.

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Louis Fisher

I would like to thank these kind people who have made this movie, I really enjoyed it and I think you should also. I really hope that this will be the start of a good thing. I give it a 9/10 because I think the kind of people who would like this movie are probably like me, and people who are like me can not be allowed to watch this film because it will ruin the future of a generation. We are like the movie, we think the "Vex" are good but they are evil, but in reality they are all good. If you like this kind of thing, please watch the movie, because I think you will enjoy it. Thank you.

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After watching this film I was totally amazed by it's visual effects and the way it was done. I think the first scene alone, where the water is sprayed in the sky, is the best I have ever seen in my life. And the second part, where the camera angle is reversed, just blew me away! The second part of the film really brings the audience into the game, as the true evil player is revealed. The scene where he is about to be revealed is so good, you just have to see it!

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Although this movie has some bad acting and some bad CGI effects, the story is actually very good and I would recommend it to anyone who loves a good sci-fi movie. I recommend it to any one who has not seen any movie in the last few years. Anyone who loves action, science fiction, or just an adventure movie, you should see this movie.

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David Munoz

The movie was very good. I think it's better than the first one. I would recommend it to anyone who is into zombie movies. I don't know why this movie got so bad reviews. It's a good movie and a good start to a new series. If you are a fan of zombie movies, you should watch it. It's a good start. I like the fact that they don't take the whole zombie genre seriously. They do it in a funny way. They made a fun movie. I think they should make a new series and make a new movie. I hope they make a movie with more zombies.

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Heather Hanson

I am sure most people are not expecting much from this movie, so why waste your time and money on it. The movie is based on a comic book, the comic book itself is not bad. The story is more realistic then most movies of its kind and has a bit of a twist at the end. The only problem I have with it is that it is not really necessary to read the comic book in order to understand it. If you don't know the story it may be confusing. The characters are well developed and the story line flows smoothly. The movie starts off good, the effects are very well done and the special effects in general are very well done. The sound effects are very well done, so is the music. The acting is good for most of the actors, but one of the actors had a very small role. This is one of the few movies where you can tell that the actors were all familiar with the comic book and this is shown through their acting, especially the villain. I give this movie a 9/10 because I think that it is very well made. However, if you have seen the comic book you will know what to expect from it and the plot will not make sense for a lot of people. The movie was too short, it could have been a 90 min movie. I hope this movie can be a hit. I hope more people will learn from it and start thinking of what the movie is trying to say.

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Kathy James

My husband had a little pot of gold dust, and we were wondering if we could afford to be in this movie. I just saw it for the first time and it's still interesting. We've always enjoyed seeing this movie, and I'm not sure why. My husband went with his Dad, and the Dad said, "When it's over, you guys will be thanking me." He never got the gold dust. But the Dad, his son, and his wife got to go to New York City, and the Mom went to Los Angeles. It was a fun time.

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Michelle C.

How much can you take? This movie is awesome. The premise is well thought out and the plot is very good. The character of the church are as good as it gets. You really can't go wrong with this movie. There is a lot of violence, some blood and gore, and a little blood. The soundtrack is awesome. There are a lot of great songs in this movie and all of them are great. Overall, if you want to see a really good movie, go see this. You wont regret it.

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Sara Franklin

I have seen this movie on TV a few times and I still enjoy it. It is a very good mix of action and comedy. It has a nice message about not being afraid to live and love without fear of losing it. I really enjoyed it. I would recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys a good movie with some laughs and adventure.

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Stephen S.

What can I say? I'm surprised I watched this movie at all, after all I'm no "geeky" film buff, but I am a fan of the Star Trek franchise and I've seen enough "Spock's World" to get the point. The idea behind this film is that we are faced with a future where scientists create a new class of life in the Milky Way galaxy, they are able to detect any potential life form from space and in the next 24 hours, the population of the galaxy will have to be culled. This film is for all of the fans of the Star Trek franchise, and is a lot of fun. It has some great action scenes, a solid story and some good sci-fi fun. I enjoyed the film and I'm looking forward to seeing it again!

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If you're a true fan of film, you'll love this. The characters are brilliantly portrayed, as well as the plot. I have been a big fan of the Zombie genre for years, and even though this was made before the Zombie craze, I still enjoyed it. I just got this DVD from my local library and it was a pleasant surprise. There is a lot of action, and of course, there is gore, but it is mostly very subtle. It's interesting to see this film, and what it did for the genre. Don't expect a huge amount of action, but rather a film that has all the elements of a Zombie film, but with a few extra ingredients. In my opinion, this movie is a true gem.

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Ethan C.

I had not heard of this movie when I first rented it. I decided to rent it after hearing that it was directed by Chris Columbus. I have to say, he did a really good job directing the movie. He knew what kind of movie this was going to be, and he did a great job at creating a film that had both a storyline and an action set. It was very unique. The plot of the movie is about a VelociPastor who is taken in by the local town and has to lead a resistance movement against the government, their police, and the church. The movie has a great storyline, and has some really creative and fun action scenes. The movie is not overly-wrought or over-acted, the actors did a good job in their roles. I really enjoyed the movie and it is definitely worth seeing.

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I found the movie to be very entertaining. The effects are great, the actors are very good, and the story is very original. I really enjoyed the movie, and I'm looking forward to seeing it again.

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Lauren W.

This film is a fantastic mix of science fiction and horror. The protagonist is a young female. There is a strong friendship between her and a man. He is the father of the creature she is trying to rid of. I was not expecting this. I knew there would be a girl, but I did not expect a young male character. This is a really great role for a young girl to play, and this is the only film I have ever seen this young actor. I believe this is one of the most exciting roles I have ever seen. The two lead actors are great, and the character interaction is believable. The lead female is also great, and the villain is very fun to watch. I feel this is the most anticipated film to come out this year, and I think you should take advantage of the hype, and see it. I give this film a 9/10.

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A film that does not live up to its name. There are many reasons why this movie is not the success it should have been. Firstly, the film is too short. The first half hour or so is just too slow. The second half hour is great, but the film drags on and on. The characters are too one dimensional. It's hard to really get attached to any of the characters, and the two leads are just annoying. The plot is not strong enough to hold the audience's interest. The action is too over the top. The special effects are not as good as the first film. The soundtrack is way too loud. The ending is disappointing. I really wanted to love this movie, but it's just not as good as I thought it would be. The film is a great example of a bad film. I do not recommend this film to anyone. It's a waste of time. It's not a great film. It's just not a great film. I give this film a 4 out of 10.